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The Psycho-Bitch

The Psycho-Bitch:
We all have met her.  This is the
woman with the personality of a
superball – once it starts bouncing,
you haven’t a clue where it will end up,
but it is sure to cause some
destruction along the way.  This is
where the Princess, Queen and Waif
merge, and you may be won over by
her charms and her confidence, but
before you know ...

 
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The Bling-Bangerâ„¢

The Bling-Bangerâ„¢:
Yep, she bangs for bling.  For some men, this is not a woman to run from. That is your choice – as long as it really is your choice.  How do you know if you have a Bling-banger™ on your hands?  First, you have to be rich in comparison to her; second there has to be a huge discrepancy between your courting currencies.  Courting ...

 
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The Span-a-Manâ„¢

The Span-a-Manâ„¢:
She goes from one man to another with no distance in between.  Probably the new man is being courted before the old man even knows he is history.  This woman cannot be without a man, and so she bridges them until the relationships invariably, and secretly, overlap.  She is desperate for male validation and approval, which she is happy to gain through sex whether she ...

 
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The Trapper-Keeper

The Trapper-Keeper:
This woman believes men are to be possessed and that getting to that point is a competition with other women.  Her self-esteem rests on
seducing a man and staking her claim.  The only way she can be sure that she has successfully done so is by getting a man to marry her.
The particular man is largely irrelevant. She is no Spermerator, but she is not ...

 
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The Spermeratorâ„¢

The Spermeratorâ„¢:
The spermerator does not respect men – she may not even like men, indeed, this category includes that small number of lesbians who will do a hetero stint in order to get a baby. Yep, this woman just wants you for your sperm and probably the monthly check that comes along with it.  She believes that she is not truly a woman until she has children – ...

 
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The Castrator

The Castratorâ„¢:
This woman should remain single.  She is looking for a boy, not a man.  She wants to control your money and your time, but
more than that, she wants to control your career choices, your self-esteem, and even your friends. The more you stand up to her, the more you will be punished for it with emotional and sexual blackmail.  She surrounds herself with people ...

 
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The Waif

The Waif:
This woman is looking for a daddy and a provider.  She wants to be taken care of, but she does not see herself as entitled the way the Princess and Queen Mother do.  She will be looking for the man she thinks needs to be needed, because she is looking to be rescued.  You won’t be able to rescue her though, because nothing will ...

 
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The Queen Mother

The Queen Mother: Much like the princess, this woman is looking for a loyal subject, not a partner. Like your mother, she will be telling you what to do and when to do it -- most of the time this will revolve around how you can serve her and make her life easier. Her friends and family describe her as bossy. This is their way of warning you. Pay attention.
 
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The Princess

The Princess:
She thinks she is special and won’t give you the time of day unless you play along. A lover of all things pink and sparkly, this woman is looking for a adoration, not companionship. She is proud and loud about being high maintenance. Her parents spoiled her beyond recognition, and now nobody can live with her. Therefore, she will be looking to get married as soon as ...

 
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