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The Professional

The Professional:
The Professional is the opposite of the Queen Mother.  She will do her share of taking care of you, but it will be in a cooperative reciprocal manner – not in a controlling and demeaning manner.  With the Professional in your life, things will run smoothly and you will enjoy spending time with the consummate grown-up who knows how to decorate a house, make a soufflé, ...

 
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The Confidante

The Confidante:
The Confidant will be your best friend. She is like the cheerleader but approaches you from a more spiritual base.  She really cares about you and your soul’s desires, and as soon as she hears what you want, she will help you get it.  Because of her deep capacity for love and her obvious loyalty to you, you will be quick to share your inner-self ...

 
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The Free Spirit

The Free Spirit:
The Free Spirit is the opposite of the Psycho-Bitch.  As the name implies, she can just go with the flow.  She is not making sacrifices for you -- whatever makes you happy, makes her happy.  She is motivated by creating happiness.  If you are going to do something that she does not want to do, she will go her own way – without ...

 
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The Playmate

The Playmate:
This woman is just plain fun.  Being with her is like being with a buddy. There is no fuss; there is no muss. Life is easy with her.  She has the same interests as you, so you enjoy each other’s company and conversation.  The Playmate is often an athlete, but that depends on your interests.  Your Playmate might be an opera fan or ...

 
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The Cheerleader

The Cheerleader:
This woman does not just adore you, she adores life.  She really is a happy, optimistic person who would be great to have in your corner whether you are establishing a career, raising a family, or building a home.  She will get your self esteem rising before you know it.  Some of her dreams for herself as well as you might seem far-fetched, but who ...

 
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The Sex-Goddess

The Sex-Goddess:
This woman loves sex, and if she loves you, the sex will be off the charts. If you are with a Sex Goddess, this might be the most substantive aspect of your relationship, but this would not be a bad tour of duty. There are worse things than sex once or twice a day.
The Sex Goddess will need you to appreciate her and love what she sees ...

 
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