The "Men Only" rules for dating
From Spouse Illustrated. Swimsuit Edition: The pictorial play book
for the games you didn't know you were playing, by Zeus Castillo
and Christine Jax.
The Rules for Men:
Play to win. Don’t settle for less than what you
really want!
Clear the sex-haze. Remember she is trying to
impress you while you are dating, but sex is not a
substitute for sanity. If she is a bitch now, she will be
a worse bitch later. After a while, no blow-job can
make up for a woman who fights and drives you
crazy.
Don’t plant your flagpole in another man’s
territory. If she will cheat on him, she will cheat on
you. Fidelity and trust are about character, not
circumstances. Don’t be the sap we laugh at on
“Cheaters.”
Don’t let the pussy whip you. Getting serious
with the right woman means you don’t have to give-
up your needs, individuality, freedom, or sex drive.
Find a woman who loves you, not your “potential!”
Do the math. If she says she has bad luck with
men, don’t be a part of that losing streak! She is the
common denominator.
Don’t break the bank. Split the cost of dates
equally based on what is fair according to your
income levels.
Don’t wear a dress. Keep the hobbies and
sports that you love.
Take a road trip. Life is a long and winding
path, so take her for a test drive – literally. Nothing
will bring out the real person faster than juggling a
map, hunger, and the need to pee.
Meet the family. As they say, the fruit doesn’t
fall far from the tree. If her mom makes her dad
miserable – take warning!
Keep your balls with you. Pay attention to how
she treats you in front of friends and family. If you feel
the need to apologize for either one of you, it’s time
to take your balls back and hit the road.
Follow the money. Get to know her spending
and investing style. It says a lot about priorities,
responsibility, and accountability. Her biggest
investments should not be in her closet.
Ditch the bitch. Watch how she treats service
personnel. Truly nice people are nice to everyone.
Don’t toss your SGVAs (self gratification visual
aids, aka porn). With many of these women you are
going to eventually have a lot of sex by yourself.
Say no to re-gifting. Use condoms. Most of the
women will lie about the number of sex partners they
have had; some won’t tell you that they have an STD;
and a few are trying to get knocked-up.
Don’t fall into the booby-trap. Don’t let a
woman make you give up your female friends. Of
course, a woman you have tapped cannot be
considered a friend in this situation.
Use your tools. Use the cock-o-meter and
financial graph found in our book Spouse Illustrated:
Swimsuit Edition.
Protect your wingman. Avoid the girl who does
not have close long-term girlfriends. She is unlikable;
disloyal; or selfish. If you stay with her, then say
goodbye to your buddies. There won’t be room for
them.
Eject! Eject! Eject! Don’t marry a woman to
please her or to help her get away from her parents or
some other guy. Let her find her own parachute.
And the most important rule:
You can’t change her.
She has a personality type.
You can’t reason it out of her;
you can’t buy it out of her;
you can’t screw it out of her
© 2007 Zeus and C.J. Castillo, ALL RIghts Reserved.
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