Before we train you in identifying the different types of women and help you raise your game, we need to help you find out what you are already doing. Do you find yourself dating the same woman over and over again — she just has a different name? You are not alone. People have dating patterns. As your dating coaches, our job is to do an analysis of your game to see your play patterns. Let us begin. And be honest!

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There are 15 types of women, and only 6 are Keepers of the Rod.

9 are Bait ‘n’ Switchers, and they are bad women:
Spermerator | Queen Mother  | Waif  | Psycho-bitch | Princess | Castrator  | Trapper-Keeper  | Span-a-man | Bling-banger

6 are Keepers-of-the-Rod™, and they are good women
Sex-Goddess | Cheerleader | Play-mate | Free Spirit | Confidante | Professional

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The Rules for Men:

• Play to win.  Don’t settle for less than what you really want!

•  Clear the sex-haze.  Remember she is trying to impress you while you are dating, but sex is not a substitute for sanity.  If she is a bitch now, she will be a worse bitch later.  After a while, no blow-job can make up for a woman who fights and drives you crazy.

• Don’t plant your flagpole in another man’s territory.  If she will cheat on him, she will cheat on you.  Fidelity and trust are about character, not circumstances. Don’t be the sap we laugh at on “Cheaters.”

• Don’t let the pussy whip you. Getting serious with the right woman means you don’t have to give-up your needs, individuality, freedom, or sex drive.

• Find a woman who loves you, not your “potential!”

• Do the math.  If she says she has bad luck with men, don’t be a part of that losing streak!  She is the common denominator.

• Don’t break the bank.  Split the cost of dates equally based on what is fair according to your income levels.

• Don’t wear a dress.  Keep the hobbies and sports that you love.

• Take a road trip.  Life is a long and winding path, so take her for a test drive – literally.  Nothing will bring out the real person faster than juggling a map, hunger, and the need to pee.

• Meet the family.  As they say, the fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree.  If her mom makes her dad miserable – take warning!

• Keep your balls with you. Pay attention to how she treats you in front of friends and family. If you feel the need to apologize for either one of you, it’s time to take your balls back and hit the road.

• Follow the money.  Get to know her spending and investing style. It says a lot about priorities, responsibility, and accountability.  Her biggest investments should not be in her closet.

• Ditch the bitch. Watch how she treats service personnel.  Truly nice people are nice to everyone.

• Don’t toss your SGVAs (self gratification visual aids, aka porn).  With many of these women you are going to eventually have a lot of sex by yourself.

• Say no to re-gifting.  Use condoms.  Most of the women will lie about the number of sex partners they have had; some won’t tell you that they have an STD; and a few are trying to get knocked-up.

• Don’t fall into the booby-trap.  Don’t let a woman make you give up your female friends.  Of course, a woman you have tapped cannot be considered a friend in this situation.

• Use your tools. Use the cock-o-meter and financial graph found in our book Spouse Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition.

• Protect your wingman. Avoid the girl who does not have close long-term girlfriends.  She is unlikable; disloyal; or selfish.  If you stay with her, then say goodbye to your buddies.  There won’t be room for them.

• Eject! Eject! Eject!  Don’t marry a woman to please her or to help her get away from her parents or some other guy.  Let her find her own parachute.

• And the most important rule:
  You can’t change her.
  She has a personality type.
  You can’t reason it out of her;
  you can’t buy it out of her;
  you can’t screw it out of her

10. Take charge, and see if she feels the same way after some boot knocking.

9.   See if she just stocked the cupboard with  chocolate and Motrin®.  Bring it to her.

8.  Call her ex and see if she made him go to counseling.  If yes, go out for beers with him and let her go to counseling.

7.  Ask her why she wants you to go, and plan an exit strategy if you hear the following: “I am not happy, and you need to change”

6.  Find out if she is recording Dr. Phil every day.  If  yes, find a friend with a comfortable sofa.

5.  Destroy her Alanis Morisette CDs.

4.  Take a look at her contact list and see if one or more therapists are already listed.  Check your  contact list and make sure you haven’t permanently deleted other women.

3.  Check her book collection for books on men with  titles inluding the words train, control or manage. Make a trip to Goodwill.

2.  Go to the website of the counselor she has  selected and head for the hills if you see such  descriptions as:

Women empowerment

Yoga for the female journey

Embrace your cycles and moods

Limitless potentials and your anger

Strategies for when you must live with a man

1.  And the most important thing to do if you aren’t  already married to her… ask yourself this: Would you take a car to get repaired before you  actually bought it?!

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