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here too!
My girlfriend and I were on our way to my dad's
house for Easter. Along the way we got into an
argument. I decided I would spare my family the
grief and skip going. She wouldn't hear of it. She
insisted we go anyway. I said "no, absolutely
not," and before I could say another word, she
pulled the emergency brake. I found myself
spinning out on the expressway. Between two
semi-trailers! Thankfully, we didn't hit anyone.
The whole experience scared the crap out of me.
Highstrung my ass, she is a nut case.
I was at the dance club one Friday night hanging out with my guys
when a great looking girl approached me. She said "I bet you can really
dance." I said "yes I could" We danced. A few minutes later she
whispered in my ear "I bet you can really fuck." Well, I said yes to that
too! Quickly as I could I got her out of there. We went to her place.
Along the way, she took off her shirt and bra. I could barely drive with
these naked titties in my face. Sitting there with her tits hanging out she
told me she had just broken up with her fiance because she caught him
cheating with her best-friend. I pretended to be listening, but I was just
thinking about doing her. When we got there, we started having sex. It
was great. She was wild like I thought. The only thing was, it wasn't
really her house. It was her fiance's! I was just part of her plan to get
him back. I wouldn't have really cared. But he came home while we
were doing the deed. I was lucky to get out with my face in tact and
only a broken window and dent. Man, he can have her.
There's a lady at work I have fantasized about for some time.
She and I flirted from time to time, but it never really went
anywhere. One day, at an office reception, I noticed her leaving
and I caught her eye. She stepped into the elevator and held up
nine fingers that could only mean go to the 9th floor, I figured.
So I hopped in the next elevator and headed up. The floor was
empty and under construction so I figured I was wrong and overly
eager and I was about to leave when she called my name and I
headed her way with a huge hard-on. I wasn't sure what I was
going to do with it, until she unzipped my pants and started going
to town on me and after a few more fun positions, we get dressed
and went our separate ways. I came into work the following
Monday with a smile still on my face. That was until I was told by
my boss that Susie was the boss' niece, that floor 9 was filled
with surveillance cameras, and that I had 20 minutes to clear out
my desk.
I got screwed by a girl in my building who just
used me for a dinner. She smiled at me a lot and
talked me up so I finally asked her out. She
seemed kinda classy, so I wanted to show her a good
time and do things right. I took her out for
drinks and appetizers down the street, but then we
went to the show, and after that we went to a
popular restaurant for dinner. All of that and the
cab rides cost me a ton of money. I figured it
would be worth it though since she liked me. At
the restaurant she saw a friend at the bar. Some
guy. She left to go say hi. I was cool with that.
When we were done eating she jumped up and said
"oh, he is leaving. I want to go say good-bye."
She came back fast but she grabbed her jacket and
purse and said she was going to hitch a ride home
with him! Bitch, right?
house for Easter. Along the way we got into an
argument. I decided I would spare my family the
grief and skip going. She wouldn't hear of it. She
insisted we go anyway. I said "no, absolutely
not," and before I could say another word, she
pulled the emergency brake. I found myself
spinning out on the expressway. Between two
semi-trailers! Thankfully, we didn't hit anyone.
The whole experience scared the crap out of me.
Highstrung my ass, she is a nut case.
I was at the dance club one Friday night hanging out with my guys
when a great looking girl approached me. She said "I bet you can really
dance." I said "yes I could" We danced. A few minutes later she
whispered in my ear "I bet you can really fuck." Well, I said yes to that
too! Quickly as I could I got her out of there. We went to her place.
Along the way, she took off her shirt and bra. I could barely drive with
these naked titties in my face. Sitting there with her tits hanging out she
told me she had just broken up with her fiance because she caught him
cheating with her best-friend. I pretended to be listening, but I was just
thinking about doing her. When we got there, we started having sex. It
was great. She was wild like I thought. The only thing was, it wasn't
really her house. It was her fiance's! I was just part of her plan to get
him back. I wouldn't have really cared. But he came home while we
were doing the deed. I was lucky to get out with my face in tact and
only a broken window and dent. Man, he can have her.
There's a lady at work I have fantasized about for some time.
She and I flirted from time to time, but it never really went
anywhere. One day, at an office reception, I noticed her leaving
and I caught her eye. She stepped into the elevator and held up
nine fingers that could only mean go to the 9th floor, I figured.
So I hopped in the next elevator and headed up. The floor was
empty and under construction so I figured I was wrong and overly
eager and I was about to leave when she called my name and I
headed her way with a huge hard-on. I wasn't sure what I was
going to do with it, until she unzipped my pants and started going
to town on me and after a few more fun positions, we get dressed
and went our separate ways. I came into work the following
Monday with a smile still on my face. That was until I was told by
my boss that Susie was the boss' niece, that floor 9 was filled
with surveillance cameras, and that I had 20 minutes to clear out
my desk.
I got screwed by a girl in my building who just
used me for a dinner. She smiled at me a lot and
talked me up so I finally asked her out. She
seemed kinda classy, so I wanted to show her a good
time and do things right. I took her out for
drinks and appetizers down the street, but then we
went to the show, and after that we went to a
popular restaurant for dinner. All of that and the
cab rides cost me a ton of money. I figured it
would be worth it though since she liked me. At
the restaurant she saw a friend at the bar. Some
guy. She left to go say hi. I was cool with that.
When we were done eating she jumped up and said
"oh, he is leaving. I want to go say good-bye."
She came back fast but she grabbed her jacket and
purse and said she was going to hitch a ride home
with him! Bitch, right?
